Yo, so youse needs to hire some muscle? Gots youself a computer thats givin' youse a problem? Maybe youse needs a website that rakes in money like a pick-pocket in church? Just give us the low-down and we'll, uh... take cares of it for ya.
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Name (no aliases, please):   *required Email:  *required Phone number: Best time to call: I wakes up with the fishes - before 5pm CST Under cover of darkness - after 5pm CST Company size: (how big is youse racket?) Just myself. I works alone. Me and up to 4 henchmen A family business from 6 to 50. International (we don't take names) Whadya, the cops or somethin? I smell a rat.     Wha's youse problem? (who, er, uh... whats you need taken care of?) My syndicate needs one of those website things. Upgrade my computer so's I can makes a faster getaway. I took care of my old PC, now I wants one of yours! (sneek a peek) There's a bug in my network that needs exterminatin'. I needs youse to teach some guy a lesson (tutor/instruction). Fix Windows before I throw this PC out one! I need a hired gun (other). If "other", please explains you'self...   Who snitched? (how'd you hear abow'd us?)      -

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